Put On Your Blitzin’ Shoes – Academy Announces Specialty Feature Submissions

It's finally happened. The Oscar Blitz has officially entered the preliminary stages, at least from a public-facing perspective. The deadline for specialty feature films to submit to the Academy was on November 1, and typically as soon as eligibility is determined, the powers that be at AMPAS publish those lists. For whatever reason, we had … Continue reading Put On Your Blitzin’ Shoes – Academy Announces Specialty Feature Submissions →

Hot for Teacher – Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn

One of these days the Academy will bow to the gods of fun and lean into absurdity. There have been attempts in the past, all of which were tone deaf and utterly ill-advised, chasing hashtags rather than substance. I'm sure the trend will continue for a few more years to come. But somehow, someday, the … Continue reading Hot for Teacher – Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn →

You Must Protect This House! – Encanto

I've made no secret that I don't think much of the animation slate this year, which is a real shame. Most years the Animated Feature category is one that Disney and/or Pixar wins by default, with either a lack of realistic competition, or just lazy Academy voters. The game-changing Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse was the … Continue reading You Must Protect This House! – Encanto →

Fan Service: The Movie – Ghostbusters: Afterlife

It's a fine line that filmmakers have to walk when they're catering to a specific audience. Ideally, you want to create something that will not only satisfy that core group, but also have a wider appeal to draw in new fans. A lot of multimedia franchises pull off this gambit with varying degrees of success, … Continue reading Fan Service: The Movie – Ghostbusters: Afterlife →

This Film is Not Yet Watchable – December 2021

It's the holiday season, and bad movies are the gifts that keep on giving. This year is no exception. As Awards Season reaches its peak, there are oh so many also-rans and downright pieces of shit out there that studios are hoping to make some money off of in the meantime, either by selling them … Continue reading This Film is Not Yet Watchable – December 2021 →

Throw Drama from the Train – Compartment No. 6

Just because I rattled off three International Feature reviews yesterday doesn't mean I've run out of entries to look at. I've still got two more submissions in the chamber, and I'll have two more by this time next week. It's an embarrassment of riches this year, with one hopeful after another getting the distribution and … Continue reading Throw Drama from the Train – Compartment No. 6 →

DownStream – Netflix International

We're in the preliminary stages of next year's Oscar Blitz, with me sitting here eagerly anticipating the official announcement of specialty submissions before the shortlists come out on December 21. Part of that early zeal has included monitoring news feeds (and let's be honest, Wikipedia) for individual countries to announce their entries for International Feature, … Continue reading DownStream – Netflix International →

The Troubles with Growing Up – Belfast

Love him or hate him, Kenneth Branagh is inextricably associated with the works of William Shakespeare, due to his obsessive love of the Bard and his work, whether he's performing or directing. He's made film adaptations of five of Shakespeare's plays, most notably his star-studded version of Hamlet from 1996. But even in his more … Continue reading The Troubles with Growing Up – Belfast →

Bee-coming a Queen – Hive

Kosovo's short history as a nation has been a fraught one, filled with violence and so-called "ethnic cleansing" over the last 25 years. It is still a point of contention in the Balkan States as to its legal status, with Serbia refusing to recognize its independence, and continuing to claim the territory as an autonomous … Continue reading Bee-coming a Queen – Hive →

Back Row Thoughts: Review Roulette

In the midst of all the movies I've been watching, reviews I've been writing, and actual paid work I've been doing, my mind has been stewing for the last several months about what to do next on my YouTube channel. I came up with this idea about three months ago, and ever since it's been … Continue reading Back Row Thoughts: Review Roulette →