DownStream – The Big Red N-velope, Part One: Documentary

Awards Season is in full swing with tonight's broadcast of the completely fraudulent Golden Globes. There weren't many surprises, other than it sucking, The Boy and the Heron winning Animated Feature, and tomorrow's obituary for Jo Koy, as he will be executed at dawn by a horde of Swifties for daring to make fun of … Continue reading DownStream – The Big Red N-velope, Part One: Documentary

The World’s Most Expensive Suppository – 78th Golden Globe Winners!

This year's Golden Globe Awards are finally in the books, and after tonight, we get to pretend for the next 10 months that they don't exist, until we repeat the cycle all over again with next year's set of bribes. After three hours of technical difficulties and over a month of controversy for the latest … Continue reading The World’s Most Expensive Suppository – 78th Golden Globe Winners!

Here’s Some Money, Please Validate Me! – 78th Golden Globe Nominees Announced

For the purposes of legal protection, I will say upfront that I can't prove that the 90+ members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association are bribed for their votes at the Golden Globes. It is merely an opinion, mostly presented tongue-in-cheek, based on the history of truly baffling nominations and awards that repeatedly smack of … Continue reading Here’s Some Money, Please Validate Me! – 78th Golden Globe Nominees Announced