Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, horny stoners who thought they typed in "actuallyLAID.com," welcome to the 2025 Oscar Blitz! The stage is set, the merits have been weighed, Netflix's checks cleared for everyone who had to pretend Emilia PĂ©rez was good, and it's time to finally dive in and break this sucker down! … Continue reading Oscar Blitz 2025 – Visual Effects
The time has come, ladies and germs! At the ass crack of dawn this morning, and with significant portions of Los Angeles County still on fire, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences brought out Bowen Yang and Rachel Sennot to announce this year's Oscar nominees. I myself did NOT watch the proceedings live, … Continue reading No Huddle BLITZ! – 97th Academy Awards Nominations
It's that time again, folks. The pre-Blitz is on! This morning, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences revealed their shortlists in 10 of the 23 categories for next year's Oscars. As always, I'll provide links to any relevant reviews I've done on these semifinalist selections, as well as any top line reactions I … Continue reading One Long and 10 Shorts of It – 97th Academy Awards Shortlists Announced
As I've gotten older, I like many before me have become increasingly set in my ways. After more than four decades on this planet, I've noticed my fair share of patterns and have developed tastes and biases based upon them. One of them, as frequently mentioned in this space, is an aversion to remakes and … Continue reading Burying Caesar – Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
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