The actual Oscar Blitz is off for a few more days, but that doesn't mean my fingers get a night off. We're but a week from the Academy Awards, and in most years, we'd already have all the information needed to make an educated guess at the results. That's sort of the case this year, … Continue reading Projecting the Winners – 2024 Awards Season Undercard
Awards Season is in full swing with tonight's broadcast of the completely fraudulent Golden Globes. There weren't many surprises, other than it sucking, The Boy and the Heron winning Animated Feature, and tomorrow's obituary for Jo Koy, as he will be executed at dawn by a horde of Swifties for daring to make fun of … Continue reading DownStream – The Big Red N-velope, Part One: Documentary
The first major mile marker for next year's Oscars has finally been crossed. Today, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released their shortlists in 10 of the 23 categories. Participating branches and members have been viewing submissions, attending bake-offs, and voting for the past few weeks, and now the semifinalists have been revealed. … Continue reading Moving On to the Pre-Blitz – 96th Academy Awards Shortlists
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